Actually, it really isn't my first. When I was heading up WD (a gaming clan) many years ago, some little kiddies thought it was fun to threaten the clan and myself. Reading that crap was always fun; especially when it came from other clans that couldn’t come close to competing with us. “133t” speak just makes you look more like the moron you really are.

I’m off topic. I got this email today. It had me scratching my head at first, then it finally donned on me what probably happened. This is the censored version, but I didn't touch the grammatical errors.

Yo Mama wrote:

got youre E-mail and want yo to know my c** has not dribbled and never do I haveta wish it shoots out - also know that c** s*** dont impress my girl you scumf***head. what the hell is wrong with you to ask such bs????look under your car before you start the engin if you dont want to be blown to bits!!!!hateassf**** like you so don't send no more personal E-mail to me - got it muthaf****????!!!!!!!!!!

My first guess is that this poor soul got an email from a known spammer (I get a few emails) by the name of WDOnline, LLC. Naturally, the first place they'll look is wdonline.com. If the little guy would have left his email address I could have responded to let him know he'd kill the wrong person. I guess he wasn’t brave enough to leave it. Ahhh... the Internet.